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1.YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet & street you grew up on)

scout president
sounds more like a wholesome boy adventurer with a friendly dog companion
or scott pilgrim's weird cousin

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)

mint macaroon

3.YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)

m por
"i'm poor"???
what's more gangsta than being poor (everything)

4.YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
gold seagull

5.YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)

pearl manhattan
sounds like a cheap fragrance.

6.YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
por ma
(poor ma)
(you're killing your poor mother wasting all your time on the star wars)

7.SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
the green gimlet
gimlets ARE green so i guess that works alright, its an alcoholic superhero like Gin Genie

8.NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)

kerwin charlie

9.STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)

i thought we already did that!!!!!
fresh rain peppermint

that. is not. a good. stripper name.

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (father's & mother's middle names)
graner wendover
hahahahahahahahahahaha noooo.

11.TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
carey cincinatti????

12.SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
winter magnolia

13.CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")

peach undies

maybe its an adult cartoon

14.HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)

potato chip pine
that sounds delicious
sorry i ate such a terrible breakfast everybody

15.YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour")

the karate rain tour

GONNA RAIN KARATE ON YOU BITCH